if your food activism relies on referencing the “obesity epidemic” I want no part of it
When I finally got Android Studio up and running so I could keep going with my Treehouse tutorials:

No more Eclipse-generated bugs for me!
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
Just making apps and whatnot, you know how I do.
Trying to ignore the fact that I’m having a wisdom tooth removed tomorrow (but at least I won’t be at work).
Also, my Android teacher on Treehouse is like the Bill Nye of programming, and SO much easier to keep up with than the Lynda.com Ruby instructor. Their videos are so well-produced, too.
Everything about this day has made me feel like I’m a cupcake that was thrown against a wall and is slowly sliding down to the floor.
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